"Anything Easy Will Do, Girl," the Curate Said — Nothing She Played Was Easy
"Anything Easy Will Do, Girl," the Curate Said — Nothing She Played Was Easy
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The Virtuoso Chose the Hardest Piece He Knew — the Bellows-Girl Chose a Harder One
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Her Stepmother Sent Her to the Duke as a Joke — He Offered Her a Chair Before He Said a Word
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Der Graf beleidigte sie auf Französisch – ihre Antwort in 3 Sprachen machte ihn sprachlos
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"Nothing Above Grade Two, Please," the Committee Warned — the Seamstress Opened With Liszt
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'Whoever Marries You Will Be Fortunate,' Dying Duke of Ulmore Said — 'Then I Accept You,' She Reply
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"Let the Char-Girl Amuse Us," the Hostess Laughed — the Char-Girl Amused Them Until Dawn
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She Said, "My Son Can Eat—I'm Not Hungry"... But the Rancher Noticed Her Empty Plate
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She Was His Unwanted Duchess, Until She Stopped Loving Him and He Fell Completely Apart
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"She's Far Too Young for Beethoven," the Panel Agreed — Beethoven Disagreed That Afternoon
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"Play It Without a Wrong Note and I'll Sell My Hunters," the Squire Laughed — He Sold Them Friday
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The Agency Sent the Wrong Woman West — She Was Exactly What His Daughter Prayed For
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"Perhaps the Kitchen Maid Knows a Carol," He Sneered — She Knew the Whole Oratorio
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"No Woman Has Played This in England," He Declared — the Laundress Played It Twice
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He Demanded She Play His Own Composition at Sight — She Corrected Two of His Errors
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They Ruined Her Hair Before Sending Her to the Duke's Estate — He Asked Who Did It and Never Forgot
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In-Laws Laughed at the Worthless Manor They Left Her—They Never Looked Behind the Library Wall
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"Surely the Ironing Girl Can Manage a Hymn," the Vicar's Wife Smiled — She Managed a Sonata
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She Was Supposed To Die In The Trial. She Walked Out With The Beast Beside Her.
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"What's Your Rank, Sweetheart?" SEAL Laughed at Black Woman — Froze When Four Generals Saluted Her
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