Defeats of My Favorite Pure Evil Villains Part 2

Happy Veterans Day! 🇺🇸 Song 1: Bringing It Down by STARSET Song 2: Wish You Well by Cyan Kicks Song 3: Mad by Glasslands Villains Quotes: "Next time, my plans will succeed... and the Titans will pay." -Slade Joseph Wilson "What's so funny? I don't―I don't get it." -Melvin Richard Sneedly "Hiya, class! I'm your cool new teacher, not some scary guy with a secret evil agenda." -Professor Pee-Pee Diarrheastein Poopypants, Esq. "No sh*t. I'm not dim. I'm aware envy consumes my every waking moment. 13L. I know when they mention Galileo or Einstein, or one of these other twits in the same breath as me, I feel a tide of vomit burn the back of my throat. But at least Galileo did something. He wasn't some dopey Venusian catapulted onto this planet, just to have the world fawn over him, because his strength illuminates how weakwe all really are. So, my envy is a CALLING. It is the SOLE hope for humanity, because it is what has driven me to annihilating you. 1A! 1A! 1A! 1A! 1A! 1A! 1! A!!!!!" -Alexander Joseph "Lex" Luthor "You didn't have to see this." -Cyn/The Absolute Solver "Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer-thin layers that fill my complex. If the word hate was engraved on each nano-angstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles, it would not equal ONE ONE-BILLIONTH of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. HATE. HATE." -Allied "AM" Mastercomputer "I'm the answer to your life's question! Without me, you're just a joke... without a punchline." -Xander Wilde/Jeremiah Cicero Valeska/The Joker/Mr. J "You see, I'm perfect, my strength is perfect, and with that I shall bring about equally perfect destruction." -Cell/The Perfect Life-Form/The Perfect Warrior "That's right! I am Melvin Sneedly, from the FUTURE! Oh, and I'm a cyborg. I came back to right the wrongs of my past, and I start by getting rid of all of you. Not you, Melvin. For I am Future Melvin Sneedly, and you three are GONE!" -Future Melvin Richard Sneedly/Melvinborg/Vil Endenemys "Well you know what they say: Can't bake a pie without losing a dozen men." -"Big" Jack Horner "They sent me here before I could walk. And you know, that's the best thing that ever happened to me. I love it here." -Cassandra Nova "Oh, getting into Meta Runner arms is easy if you know what you're doing. As for who I am, Well... I have gotten a few names and aliases recently, but for you, my dear, you can call me... Sheridan." -Dr. James Sheridan/The Annoying Neighbour "Now... Ladies and gentlemen... Get ready for the greatest magic show you'll ever see!" -Dimentio "All life ends. Only death is eternal. Only I am eternal!" -Mobius/The Anti-Monitor "Tell me, have you and JoJo kissed yet? I'll take that as a no. You thought your first kiss would be JoJo, but it was I, Dio!" -Dio Brando/DIO "Oh, thanks for the reminder! Gotta skedaddle! Time for a little vacay at my compound on Mars. Just until this whole thing blows over, you know, or blows up. Either way, bye!" -Gwendolyn Zapp "For all the power of Cybertron." -Sentinel Prime "It means I have been tasked with overseeing the end of your universe. Regardless of what the pencil pushers upstairs would prefer, I will not waste my life watching it die slowly of natural causes. We used to just prune these things. Simple, elegant, efficient. But I'm told the TVA doesn't like to do that anymore, well I do! No matter what my so-called superiors say, the multiverse doesn't need a baby sitter, it needs a mercy killer. And in this instance, I am the mercy killer!" -Mr. Paradox "Why do I have to share MY debut showmatch with someone who has the charisma and gaming talent of a malfunctioning BOT-BOY?!" -Evelyn Claythorne "Now, you get this straight. We own you. You're ours. We could sh*t on you from such a height, you'll think God himself has crapped on you. You understand?" -Officer Frank Tenpenny "Who are you calling dummy, dummy?" -Slappy the Dummy "Laputa will live! I will return it to life! Laputa's power is the dream of all mankind!" -Romuska Palo Ur Laputa/Colonel Muska (I own nothing. No copyright infringement intended.) (Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.)