Let's Do This!!! 8/10/11: Texting Fail Woman Wants Justice

BE SURE TO VISIT: oneofus.net rageselect.com filmschoolrejects.com/category/junkfood-cinema soundcloud.com/kcoolman/ DoubleToasted.com Korey and Co-Host may be among the millions who laughed at a viral video of Cathy Marrero's fall into a fountain while texting at the mall where she worked, but Marrero tells CBS' EARLY SHOW that she isn't laughing and plans to sue the mall's security guards for their lack of assistance, though she should clearly make like Queen Elsa and LET THAT SHIT GO. UPDATE! In March 2012, Marrero got sentenced to three months of house arrest when she was discovered buying items with a credit card she stole off a co-worker. She never got to sue the mall. And NOW you can cue that DICK VAN DYKE music again. Artwork by weaseltear.deviantart.com.