Closer To Bingo - Nine Inch Nails Parody

As a lifelong Goth bingo enthusiast I felt it was time to bring the world of underground bingo games to the masses. Nope, not fucking with you, goths play bingo and this is a song about that! Parody of Closer by NIN. Sung by Joshua Swann    / angie4josh   , video and Trent Look-sorta-alike Zachary Byron Helms for SORPFILMS.NET You get me a good table, one that's real close to mable You get me a good dabber, make sure it doesn't slobber Help me - it plays on my ocd Help me - I'm not doing so well Help me - the only thing that bums me out Is when I haven't won shit all night I want to take you to the bingo hall With the old ladies on the inside I want to take you to the bingo hall There's just one reason to go You make me yell out BINGO You can get shit at the snack bar You can get some pretzels or cake You can get specials for the bigger games If you think thats what it will take Help me, I'm getting so close now, Help me just need I N G O Help me - Keep track of all these cards Help me - I got too damned many you know! I want to take you to the bingo hall With the old ladies on the inside I want to take you the bingo hall There's just one reason to go You make me yell out BINGO Through every session, with all the geez to win progressive, would surely please I dab the paper, inside this dive total blackout for which I strive Doesn't it make you feel better...you won bingo alright...you beat all the old ladies and won jackpot tonight