Your Best Friend is Secretly the Princess of Winter...and Kidnaps YOU to Be Her Consort!

She's your best friend: sweet, playful, maybe a little (a lot) in love with you. You're maybe a little (a lot) in love with her, too. Of course, it's too late to shoot your shot without risking what you have...right? Nope! Turns out your bestie is also a secret snow princess, being called back to the throne. Now, fate has forced the issue: she has to leave...and she's not going without you! F4A • whisked away by the princess of winter • yuki onna/snow witch/snow queen vibes • magical ice princess x human listener • sleeping (and eventually ensorcelled) listener • ambiguously willing listener (are you REALLY asleep? wink wink) • secrets • childhood friends • confession in a letter • modern-day fantasy • sneaking into your room • cuddling up beside you • bittersweet unrequited romance until the whole kidnapping-you heist • fairy tale vibes • conks you on the head with magic, steals you to another realm we can sort out the logistics tomorrow! • breakfast is going to be interesting • very gentle yandere? • a forehead kiss or two • and a mouthy kitty • fireplace ambience • summer storm/rain • magical icy windy realm ambiance Performer: Vanilla Velvet Audio Script by: it_rains_blue_here on reddit SFX/Music: Licensed from Envato elements; other SFX from https://freesound.org all under public domain/CC0 licenses Current Anonymous Cinnamon Rolls: 18 Red Velvet Patrons: Abi Colleen, Alex Price, Alonso Jones, Angel Lopez, Apollo, Argo, Aric, Astrogaming Kahiel, Bingo Bongo, BionicLegs, Blacklisted 756, Bookwyrm, breadfan, Bruuuuh, Calliope_nyums, campaignforabetterweekend, Carter Reaves, CGWArts, Cheese Case of Dilla, Cheezy, Colin Zachau, Cheyse Turner, Dad Bod’ Is Peak, DeadCole24, DeathScythe, Douglas Stark, DR42, Dragoon, Drew Thomas, E, Fancy Fenris, FeistyFae, Femur4, FREAKAZ0ID, Fynch, GflHT, Ghost48, GhostyBoi, Gingie, Ginginnati, HellFireRevenant, IDrxpBxdies, JackTheDave, JaggedTanuki, Jaedan Andre, Joseph Brown, kannthus, Khalil1217, Kindred Aspirant, Krious319, King of Kings Jay, Krious319, Kyle, Lathe26, Lilly, Lostthefirstaccount, Loïc Dubé, mehh, Melonraid, Michael, Michael SU, Midir, MonkeyMan543, MrTimoman3, Mythos, N Groggy, N4kl3s, Nestor, NO_USERNAME_FOUND, OrangeLightning, OrangeMarvin, PaperNess, Polarfaust, Q, Respawn753, Restless Undead, RiderCruise, Ruki, SebbelBasti, selyxis, Shelcy Rodriguez, Solladrin, Spenser Whalen, Spooderman, Squid, Steven D, stove_enjoyer, strobi100, Stuart Cameron Clark, Terry Li, ThatRandomBystander, The Musical One, ThereIsAnOctopus, Thesadturtle, Thyrin, Very Hungry Caterpillar, virt ludwig, Vshorks, WickJohn321, X, Zachary, Zett04 Black Velvet Patrons (Producers): A.I. Overlord, Angel Duran, Asha'man, Auri, BadBear, BanannaWarden, bean os, BiopticJim, Birbman, BOBb, Branch King, chad drake, ChaplainBald, Cmm1001, Cyrus, david james, Deadshot984, Douglas Totally Straight Up Anonymous Yo, Dragon Prince, Ecoterrorist Thot, Euan, Ezequiel Ramirez, Fredrik Hansson, FøõŁ, Gregory H, HalcyonBlade, Isaiah G, IZAAK, JA_0505, Jordie, Julian b, Knighthawk, littleaggro, M3M3, Macbeef, Michael White, Moltor 56, Mr Napair, Mr. Nobody, nicko hatch, NotAHero, Nugget-1987, Nørdîç böī, OGSenpai01, OverLordOgre, PrimeTitan, PsionicsKnight, Riley Castro, Ross, Ruben Compean, Russell or Russ, Sam Corvia, Santiago Comid, sasafrazz, Schwxn, Sean Black, Shadow, Shugaurufu, skada99, SleepySeb, SoloWingGalm, Steven, Supersonic94, that1otherjake, TheSleepingWildlandMan, Tomas, Travis Wharton, twon, VanGhoul, wretched, YoBaronICanDigIt, Ztech Sugar on Top Patrons (Sugars): Sugar Alex, Sugar Alpacalunch01, Sugar Sparky Anthony Estala, Sugar apriliqs, Sugar B1ue 7eaper, Sugar Battlizer, Sugar Friend Beef, Sugar Beeposaurus, Sugar Big guy, Sugar Burstniart, Sugar Caliburn Reaper of the Multiverse, Sugar Carlos Gamba, Sugar Casey Hernandez, Sugar Christian Venticinque, Sugar Coffeegirl, Sugar Cole Blackwood, Sugar Crispy Donut, Sugar CyberWolf07, Sugar Daedäan, Sugar DarkWater Jake, Sugar daytimedrinker1, Sugar Deadwolf, Sugar Deanster, Sugar Delta Lead, Sugar DivineLucario526, Sugar doexus, Sugar Dragon Princess, Sugar Drunkachino, Sugar Drunkmonkey, Sugar Dylan Mazur, Sugar Earl of Hounds, Sugar Eurobeater, Sugar FatYajirobe, Sugar Fish, Sugar foufoumonster, Sugar Gabriel, Sugar Mama Goods, Sugar Grassrose, Sugar Garfunkel, Sugar Hugo A, Sugar Jake Forgea, Sugar Joey, Sugar Jordan Peterson, Sugar Keene Marlowe, Sugar Knifehunter97, Sugar Lars deschain, Sugar Lemonic Cultist, Sugar Luke Childers, Sugar Matt, Sugar MeatHawaiianSausage, Sugar Mr.Salty, Sugar mrconnorcreed, Sugar Notsofunnyclown, Sugar Rat, Sugar rosenthal, Sugar Snix, Sugar Stickyspin, Sugar TheTMoneyMan, Sugar TheTurntUpToast, Sugar TheType007, Sugar Jedi YounglingSlayer, Sugar Thin Iceberg, Sugar Toons, Sugar Valarian Sunrider, Sugar Victoria Raven