I hate guy best friends | Standup Comedy by Vernon Rodrigues

In this stand-up comedy set, I dive into the modern Indian dating scene from getting cheated on and catfished on Tinder, Bumble, and Hinge… to decoding what it really means when your girlfriend has a “guy best friend.” (hella sus) If you’ve ever been friend-zoned, told “he’s just like a brother,” or stalked your ex's new man and said “I’m happy for them” through gritted teeth this one’s for you. Timestamps: 00:00 - Introduction 00:16 - Astrology 1:21 - Dating apps in India 2:26 - Making friends on a dating app 2:40 - Best dating app experience 5:12 - Why I can't watch p*rn 6:14 - Girlfriend cheating story 6:42 - The guy best friend that won 7:41 - Why I don't trust the guy best friend 11:41 - Talking to guy friends after a breakup 12:17 - My favourite p*rnstar 🎤 Like what you saw? LIKE, COMMENT & SUBSCRIBE for more stand-up from me. 📲 Follow for more clips, crowd work, and show updates: Instagram: @lifeofvjr Twitter: @lifeofvjr TikTok: @lifeofvjr 🔔 Hit the bell icon so YouTube knows you have taste.