Big Boys Don’t Cry

[Title: Big Boys Don’t Cry] [Intro // spoken.coldroom.tapehiss+] Big boys don’t cry. Nah. They post in all caps. They call everybody stupid. They blame bad advice. They torch the old deal, sign the worse one, then ask for applause. Yei yei yei... Big boys don’t cry. They melt. [Verse 1 // darkbrass.boom-bap+] You said Obama folded You said Obama paid You said the old deal was the worst ever made Then you started a fire came back soaking wet With a sixty day promise and a reconstruction debt Now everybody looking like what did you do? Even your own side don’t wanna stand by you You said don’t look desperate when you sit at the table Then walked in sweating with a deal held together by staples [Pre-Chorus // low808.snarebuild+] Called critics jealous Called critics dumb Called critics bad people cause the backlash come But big boys don’t cry when the punchline lands They just scream at the mirror with tiny little hands [Chorus // heavyhook.crowdchant+] Big boys don’t cry They just post in all caps Blame everybody else when the whole deal snaps Big boys don’t cry They just fold in disguise Say Obama was weak then come back compromised Big boys don’t cry Yei yei yei They don’t cry They just melt all day [Verse 2 // sharper.flow+] Obama had a framework Obama had a spine You got smoke in the Strait and a desperate deadline Obama had inspectors Obama had a plan You got frozen funds loose and a hat in your hand You said his deal was garbage You said his deal was fake Then signed the bargain-bin sequel with a worse handshake Now the hawks got questions The grifters got quiet Everybody sees the plate but nobody wanna try it Ted said bad advice Cassidy said blunder Cornyn got concerned while the whole room thundered Funny how the tough guys lose their little voice when the bad deal wears red and they gotta make a choice [Pre-Chorus 2 // rising.chainperc+] If Biden did this you’d call it treason by noon If Obama did this you’d howl at the moon But your boy did it so you swallow that pride That ain’t foreign policy That’s a partisan ride [Chorus // heavyhook.crowdchant+] Big boys don’t cry They just post in all caps Blame everybody else when the whole deal snaps Big boys don’t cry They just fold in disguise Say Obama was weak then come back compromised Big boys don’t cry Yei yei yei They don’t cry They just melt all day [Verse 3 // surgical.noir+] Here’s the part that hurts Here’s the historical joke You hated that man so bad you became what you spoke Tried to erase his name Tried to bury his deal Then reality spun back with the coldest reveal Obama didn’t need a diss track Obama didn’t need a fight You walked into the sequel and proved that he was right Library full of legends Your lineup catching ghosts His deal looking better while you rage-post That’s poetic justice with a brass section loud You wanted all the glory but inherited the clown [Bridge // stripped.spoken.darkbrass+] This ain’t complicated. You set the standard. You called his deal weak. You called his deal desperate. Then you came back with less leverage, more damage, more backlash, and a worse excuse. Congratulations. You played yourself. [Breakdown // chant.chainperc+] All caps No facts Big talk Fold back Old deal You trashed New deal You crashed Jealous Stupid Bad people Excuses Big boys Don’t cry They melt Online [Final Chorus // full808.crowdchant+] Big boys don’t cry They just post in all caps Blame everybody else when the whole deal snaps Big boys don’t cry They just fold in disguise Say Obama was weak then come back compromised Big boys don’t cry Yei yei yei They don’t cry They just melt all day Big boys don’t cry Nah, they beg for applause After breaking the deal and exposing the fraud [Outro // spoken.tapehiss.fade+] You said Obama looked desperate. Then history looked at you and said— Yei yei yei. Big boys don’t cry. They just sign the remix and scream at the reviews.