Why I'm Banned From Every Christmas Play Now

StEvEn finally landed a role in the school Christmas play… but when the entire cast gets sick, he’s forced to perform every role himself — with a sock puppet, a sleigh made of cardboard, and a chaotic solo of “Santa, It’s Cold in Here!” (Yes, that’s a real song. Yes, it’s a duet. Yes, he did both voices.) From Snowflake #5 to viral disaster, this holiday episode has it all: gross sneezes, dramatic auditions, crayon lipstick, and a school gym full of booing parents. Watch the most HUMILIATING night of StEvEn’s life — and find out why he’s probably banned from every Christmas play… forever.