I WOULD LIKE TO RAGE! | Master of Disaster | Funny D&D Song | Fantasy Tavern Music

She doesn't wait for the plan. She IS the plan. "Master of Disaster" - A funny D&D song for every Barbarian who loves to RAGE. Step inside for original medieval tavern music and the perfect anthem for your next D&D barbarian rage. When the wizard starts whispering and the rogue begins to sneak, there's only one thing left to do - scream. The plan is simple: pick up the axe, lose your mind, and let the chaos begin. This is a song for the frontline warriors who find their glory in the middle of a whirlwind of steel. Every verse is another bad decision made with absolute confidence, and somehow, the monsters still fall. Pull up a stool, but keep your shield close - things are about to get rowdy. 🔔 Subscribe for more bardic tales and fantasy folk music! 🍻    / @thabardtavern   🎵 Follow ThaBard Tavern on Your Favourit Streaming Platform! ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/3ubBn... ► Apple Music/iTunes:   / thabard-tavern   ► YouTube Music:    / @thabardtavern   ► Amazon Music: https://amazon.com/music/player/artis... ► Deezer: https://deezer.com/en/artist/38967495 Perfect for: 🔥 Rowdy evenings and after-battle celebrations 🎧 Anyone who loves original folk ballads and fantasy stories 🎲 D&D, Pathfinder and all tabletop RPG (TTRPG) sessions 📜 Full lyrics on screen — sing along, or let the music carry you somewhere else 📜 LYRICS — Master of Disaster I don't need tactic! I don't need plan! There’s nothing but chaos Inside of my mind! My blood's getting hot And I'm losing the plot! HEY BARD! STOP TALKIN' - I'D LIKE TO RAGE! Rage is burning in my soul, Breaking heads is how I roll! Do not tell me what to do! I will smash them all for you! Hit 'em harder, hit 'em faster! I'M THE MASTER OF DISASTER! Whispers in shadows, a map on the floor My team is still planning, but I'm getting bored... Rogue is hiding, he’s checking the path, Cleric is calming my bloodthirsty wrath Wizard is plotting a tactical strike, Talking 'bout flankin' and things he don't like... But I don't need a tactic! I don't need a map! I'll jump in the middle and START the fight! Rage is burning in my soul, Breaking heads is how I roll! Do not tell me what to do! I will smash them all for you! Hit 'em harder, hit 'em faster! I'M THE MASTER OF DISASTER! They call me reckless, they call me a fool, But I'm the one who never went to school Why wait for a trap or tactical line? When one heavy swing makes victory mine! No spell, no tactic, no mercy at all, Just me, my greataxe, and the bodies that fall! Master of Disaster, a whirlwind of steel, I don't care how Orcs and Goblins gonna feel Rage is burning in my soul, Breaking heads is how I roll! Do not tell me what to do! I will smash them all for you! Hit 'em harder, hit 'em faster! I'M THE MASTER OF DISASTER! 📜 A NOTE FROM THE TAVERN At ThaBard Tavern, we combine ancient tales with new magic. While the core of these melodies is crafted with the help of AI tools, every lyric is written by hand, and every visual is crafted with care. I use these tools to bring to life the music I’ve always wanted to hear, and I’m honored to share that journey with you. I'm glad you're here to listen. #DnDmusic #fantasymusic #tavernmusic #medievalmusic #fantasyfolk #bardcore