He Called Humans Dinner Theater Then 9 of Them Saved His Life
He Called Humans "Dinner Theater" — Then 9 of Them Saved His Life A Tessarine ambassador publicly mocked the human delegation as provincial dinner theater, got a standing ovation, and felt very clever about it. Three days later he was sprinting through maintenance corridors with plasma bolts kissing the walls beside his ears, and the only person between him and a very permanent end was the same human woman he had insulted -- chewing dried fruit and asking if he could follow simple instructions. #hfy #scifi #humanity #aliens #humanityfuckyeah #scifistory #aliensregret #funnyhfy #aliensmockhumans #deadpan #comedyhfy #humansdidwhat #galacticcouncil #spacediplomacy #humansarescary #tradecompact #scificomedy #aliensvshumans #humaningenuity #hfystory #alienreaction #conclave #spacestory #humancompetence #scifiaudio #audiostory #hfyreddit #underdog #alienhumiliation #diplomaticfail #dinnertheaterspeech
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