Shake My Hand — A Pilot Alastor A.I Song

This shii is A.I. Dunno what else to say. All video edits (besides captions, though I revised them) are by me using Capcut filters and effects. Song generated on Suno.ai, using its most advanced free model, v4.5–all. Lyrics are written entirely by me. The thumbnail art is crap generated by Gemini, and it did not understand who "Pilot Alastor" was. Also, I'm fairly certain it violates copyright laws. All materials seen (sound, lyrics) are free to use, though credit is preferred. This song contains one of my best choruses by far. Want me to edit something? Request it in the comments. I'll see what I can do. [Lyrics] [Verse] Round and round the Merry-go-round we go A million sinners lose their lives then sell their souls But what if I told you there's more to take away from all the gore and pain? What if I told you there's ways to save yourself when going half-insane? [Hook] With me, my dear, you'll have nothing left to fear I'll guide you through the worst of it then buy a shot of beer Don't worry ‘bout a thing, I'll be your overseer Just give me the best you have and we'll have a converseer [Intermission: spoken] “Haha, hoh! Why, I'd be delighted to show you the way! Oh, and don't mind the trail of bodies—they sure don't mind you! Haha!” [Bridge] Oh, da-da-da-da-doh da-da doh-oh-oh Oh, la-la-la-la, dada-da-doh, da-dah-dah-day-oh, yeah [Chorus] Shake my hand and guarantee a slot in my reservoir. As two souls who love the spree, we'll dance until we die. Afterwards, we share a cup of tea You'll fit right in—just smile wide; you’ll feel your sanity decline! I am what you need, not what you want, I’m afraid But if you shake my hand, I'll make your nightmares great. [Intermission: spoken word] “Now, now, my friend…I would suggest you don't jet off. I'd have to pursue, and that'd be too much fun. Hahahaha!” [Full stop] I said, “DON'T RUN”. [Verse] You're never fully dressed without a smile on your face So, why not make my day and indulge in your disgrace? (Oh-oh-oh-oh) I am not here to hurt you— my repertoire is too big to just ignore (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) [Rise] It's the cat's meow, my words are the record score I implore you to shake my hand and let your problems soar through the door; Although, I'd prefer if you took the offer, of course. [Bridge] Oh, da-da-da-da-doh da-da doh-oh-oh Oh, la-la-la-la, dada-da-doh, da-dah-dah-day-oh, ohoho! [Chorus] Shake my hand and guarantee… a slot in my reservoir. Across the night, you'll hear lost screams dancing ‘cross the frequencies! Afterwards, we’ll rejoice at their pain— You'll fit right in—just smile wide; you’ll feel your sanity decline! I am what you need, not what you want, I’m afraid. But when you shake my hand, you'll feel the darkness fade… [Break] (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) [Descent: slow] But in the case you don't concur I'll make this hurt so much worse than before… [Full stop] [Lullaby: eerie, distorted, soft] Count your seconds, boy, the broadcast starts real soon Your final moments bring joy to my crescent croon You're never fully dressed— never fully dressed. Without a smile, the world turns red. [Outro] I'll save your soul in time But for now, it becomes mine. (Hehehehehe…) [Radio silence (crackling audio)] • • • #aimusic #hazbinhotel #edit #alastor #electroswing #hiphop #fanmade #originalsong