Mykonos, mushrooms, & travel meltdowns *Euro trip recap!!*

Kalimera bitches! Hallie and Lauren are back from Europe and ready to recap their wild, beautiful, and nasty summer adventures... starting with Hallie’s near-Karen passport meltdown en route to Mykonos and a one-night stop in Nice featuring an extra special chocolate-fueled dinner. Hallie finally learned to relax on the beach, Lauren almost electrocuted the group via hot tub, and some frat boys peed on flight attendants (allegedly). They also dive into Hallie’s asexual summer era, setting her up with a hot normal man, and whether or not it’s unhinged to watch the exposition in porn. Tune in next week for part 2 where the summer saga will continue... BESOS!!! It's Extra Euro! Follow @extradirty on socials to keep up with Hallie and if you love what you hear, l