Die Lustigen Lederhosen - Velcome Once Again To Germany

Ever had your sunbed “reserved” by a towel at 6am? Welcome to Part Three of my German comedy saga: Velcome Once Again to Germany. It is my comedy song about all the tiny things that make Germany both amazing and absolutely ridiculous: the 6am towel war at the pool, holy Autobahn rules, bread as a religion, military‑precision Christmas markets, and brutal honesty about your haircut. If you’ve ever had your sunbed “reserved” by a towel, picked the wrong word for a bread roll, or asked a German what they think and regretted it immediately, this one’s for you. Sing along, laugh, and maybe question your next Urlaub booking. 🎵 Song: Velcome Once Again to Germany ✍️ Written & performed by: Kassian Veylor & Die Lustigen Lederhosen 📍 German in long‑term exile, still traumatised by sunbed towels and bread lectures. 🕺 If this hits the numbers, there might just be Part Four… Let me know in the comments which verse hurt you the most: Handtuchkrieg, Autobahn discipline, bread religion, Weihnachtsmarkt armies or brutal honesty?