Hey Nintendo, Suck It // Null Archive

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/6SXNFv... Apple Music:   / hey-nintendo-suck-it   [Full Lyrics] Sixty bucks for pixels, eighty for the “deluxe” (Nintendo what the fuck) Cardboard online servers held together outta luck Joy-Cons drift in six months, but they’ll charge you for repair Then they DMCA a fan game made by someone who still cared Every year the same ports Full price, no shame Sellin’ nostalgia back to us Like we forgot the game Hey Nintendo, suck it You made gold then kicked the bucket Hardware from 2014 priced like it’s from outer space You sue a kid for modding Zelda while your e-Shop runs like waste Yeah your lawyers fight harder than your servers ever did Hey Nintendo, suck it We’re tired of your shit Pokémon drops unfinished, frames melt into the floor But somehow every copy still flies right out the store “Limited release” garbage, fake scarcity for sales Then they shut down tournaments and fan projects without fail You built our childhood memories That part still hits hard But now it feels like Disney With a Mario Kart Hey Nintendo, suck it You made magic then said “fuck it” Online play costs extra now and still lags every fight Your console sounds like airplane fans at 720p night You fear emulators more than actual broken games Hey Nintendo, suck it Stop hiding behind names We loved the GameCube DS late nights Trading on the playground under streetlights But now it’s lawsuits, subscriptions, shareholders and restrictions You turned passion into patents and community into victims Hey Nintendo, suck it Your fans are why you’re public Without the modders, streamers, kids - you’d just be plastic shells You can’t copyright nostalgia or litigate goodwill We still love the worlds you built that’s why this hurts like hell Hey Nintendo…Do better. #nintendo #comedysongs #poppunk #citypop #rock #comedymusic