WE ARE EMPLOYED

professional employed larper here: i was summoned by all the gods of each planet in our solar system and they made it my sole mission to be unemployed to ensure i can exploit the average american taxpayer while fulfilling my goal of criticizing genuine good people on marvel rivals, all while making sure i maintain the balance of the world by contributing the least of any human to summarize, guys your welcome I stream sometimes at   / lxzyy   God I hate twitter   / xlxzyy   Follow if you wanna see a cool cat   / xlxzyy   More cringe   / lxzwhywhy   intro - bake (aka the blender god) gift from the solar system gods editor - ‪@Ornieski‬ thumbnail https://x.com/Pericote9 outro    • Aries & underscores - TABLOID TALK   #marvelrivals