TOTALED: Carrying Things + Lines Outside Stores

We are fatigued and fed up this week! Benny and Mary Beth die for carrying things and lines outside stores. Chapters: 00:00 — Madame Morrible 04:06 — Holiday Spirit vs. Fascism Coping Mechanisms 05:03 — Childhood Lies & Santa at TCBY 08:06 — Republican Takes & Call-Girl Aesthetic 10:04 — A Strange Smoothie Store 11:31 — Acting on Set: Spanking, Stabbing & Ice Machines 12:39 — Changing the Shower Head & New-Laugh Era 18:34 — The “Most Republican Take” — Cleaning Gym Equipment 20:43 — Hosting a Swoll Santa Contest 23:05 — Fame, Social Media Detox & Wicked Press Tour Pressure 24:09 — False Eyelashes Mini-Crash 26:23 — Dying for Lines Outside Stores & Carrying Things 28:09 — Thanksgiving Recap & Mom in the Fedora 29:10 — Moving Woes & Carrying Everything Alone 30:24 — Stud Girlfriend Energy & Bag Philosophy 32:36 — Earbuds, Neck Pain & Not Dating Until the Special 39:23 — “Illusion of Exclusivity” & Store Line Rants 44:13 — Writing Season Stress & Holiday Lines 45:47 — Rerun Episodes Announcement 46:22 — Being Real, Not Toxic Positivity 48:41 — Dying for Lines, Riding for Carrying Things 52:11 — Outro ABOUT RIDE And just like that… your favorite besties & tastemakers Benito Skinner and Mary Beth Barone are baaaack. Join them every Wednesday on your way to Sephora to hear their witty, ridiculous, and irreverent (jk) musings on life, the universe, existence, and what they currently ride for. If you've longed to hear two absolute bimbos talk about looping, Schrödinger’s cat, being a lizard, and SO much more, you're gonna absolutely live/die for this podcast. You might even... dare we say... ride for it. Trends, cultural moments that altered the direction of their lives, and even the film Mother!… NOTHING is off limits. WE RIDE AT DAWN!! For more Ride, follow along at: Instagram:   / ridethepod     / bennydrama7     / marybethbarone   TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ridethepod?la... https://www.tiktok.com/@bennydrama7?l... https://www.tiktok.com/@marybethbaron... Produced by Dear Media. Follow Dear Media: Listen: https://dearmedia.com/shows/ Instagram:   / dearmediastudio   TikTok:   / dearmedia   Linkedin:   / dear-media   ABOUT DEAR MEDIA Dear Media is the largest podcast network focused on amplifying women’s voices and audiences. Founded in 2018, DM hosts 80+ podcasts fronted by top-tier talent and has a following of more than 60M across social channels. DM is building the podcast incubator of the future through a 360-degree business model, providing unparalleled support from concept to editorial, production, distribution, and commerce extensions. Due to its highly engaged and vast consumer audience, the network attracts global brands and digital savvy partners.