EUROVISION 2026 Semi Final 2 - Who Will Qualify?

If you thought us guessing Semi Final 1 was hard, well strap in babies, we're talking Semi Final 2 for Eurovision 2026 and my god is this one of the hardest semis to predict in...forever? We have the running orders, stats for the countries and all the songs available to dissect so see where who we've ended up giving the big Q to and sadly, who we think is receiving the NQs this year (and spoiler, we are DEFINITELY wrong). NOTE 1: Sorry for the dip in audio quality during Cyprus' song, YT Copyright didn't like us there 🫠 NOTE 2: We filmed this before the big Eurovision party that recently happened meaning some of these songs have now been performed live...has our opinion changed? Not really Timestamps: 0:00 Intro 3:47 Bulgaria - Dara, Bangaranga 5:49 Azerbaijan - Jiva, Just Go 7:12 Romania - Alexandra Căpitănescu, Choke Me 9:16 Luxembourg - Eva Marija, Mother Nature 12:28 Czechia - Danial Žižka, Crossroads 15:29 France - Monroe, Regarde (Auto Qualifier) 16:45 Armenia - Simón, Paloma Rumba 19:20 Switzerland - Veronica Fusaro, Alice 21:03 Cyprus - Antigoni, Jalla 22:56 Austria - Cosmó, Tanzschein (Auto Qualifier) 23:41 Latvia - Atvara, Ēnā 26:02 Denmark - Søren Torpegaard Lund, Før Vi Går Hjem 27:55 Australia - Delta Goodrem, Eclipse 30:18 Ukraine - Leléka, Ridnym 32:42 United Kingdom - Look Mum No Computer, Einz Zwei Drei (Auto Qualify) 34:14 Albania - Alis, Nân 35:30 Malta - Aidan, Bella 36:36 Albania or Malta? 39:24 Norway - Jonas Lovv, Ya Ya Ya 42:24 Our Final Decisions 50:33 Closing Thoughts