click if you dare (jealousy warning)

Bro. This fairy-themed birthday party? Absolute chaos. Straight-up felt like I wandered into a mystical forest, but instead of elves and wise old wizards, it was just a bunch of us acting like feral woodland creatures. I made this cake—kitsch as hell, looked like a unicorn exploded on it—but whatever, it slapped. We had wings, we had glitter (don’t ask how, I don’t even know), and at one point, someone tried to “commune with nature” by shotgunning a beer under a tree. Vibes were immaculate. Would I go full fairy mode again? 100%. 🧚‍♂️🍻🔥