Vacation Realizations & Digestive Situations

This week, Penn and I are back from vacation and sharing our biggest realizations… including why people who travel with carry-on luggage only might actually be in a cult (but after losing our luggage twice in one trip, we are joining it!) We take official carry-on vows, talk about why you should never have a massage if you think you might crap your pants, and we time travel with music from scrubbing grout on Saturday mornings with Chuck Mangione and to the orthodontist chair with The Alan Parsons Project. (Send us your time travel songs!) We also unpack hearing tests, first class passenger behavior, and why lesbians may be the last remaining defenders of the compact disc. This episode is equal parts chaotic travel reflections, childhood therapy session, and a digestive emergency cautionary tale. (And to the man who proudly knew the Laugh Lines phone number by heart at Jen Hamilton’s book event… this is your official invitation to call in and do the credits next episode. We’re still impressed.) We love to hear from you! Leave us a message at 323-364-3929 or write the show at [email protected]. You can also listen to this show wherever you get podcasts. #marriage #podcast #genx ___ Follow us:   / theholdernessfamily     / theholdernessfamily     / theholdernessfamily   Shop our merch: https://shopholderness.com/ Laugh with us at    / @holdernessfamilylaughs   Sing along at    / @theholdernessfamily   We try our best to respond to comments. XO 00:00 Welcome to Laugh Lines 3:28 Vacation Realizations 5:20 Joining the Carry-On Cult 12:17 Penn's Massage Horror Story 19:30 Music Is A Time Machine 26:04 Hearing Test Showdown 35:28 CD Opening Hack 40:18 Top 3 Takeaways