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It's a very normal contest... Join Paul Scheer and Rob Huebel on their journey into the 𝔞𝔩𝔤𝔬𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔥𝔪𝔦𝔠 𝔞𝔟𝔶𝔰𝔰™️ New episode every Monday! ✨ Extended versions of every episode PLUS send us YOUR finds on Patreon! ✨   / thedarkweb   🧢 𑁔𑁔★ ℍ𝕚𝕘𝕙 𝕢𝕦✫𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕪 𝕞𝕖𝕣𝕔𝕙! ★𑁔𑁔🧢 https://darkweb.merchtable.com/ 🌴 Stay up-to-date 🌴 https://linktr.ee/enterthedarkweb -00:00 Cold Open -00:15 Change... -00:43 Arnold Schwarzenegger's hit single   / dxe-ogdjez5   -02:43 New era of motivational speakers   / dursnbsaete   -06:08 Abe Lincoln wants to marry you   / dw1mzmuekm6   -08:09 These are my private parts https://www.instagram.com/p/DNWMbm7yr... -10:56 What is g*oning?   / dxumnqbe0ny   -18:29 German Deer Calling competition https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTVsUk...    • Hunters go head-to-head in Germany’s deer ...   -21:18 Dark Web delivery -26:31 Greer Childers - Body Flex    • Greer Childers - Body Flex - The Lion