Test - The Christmas 'Do' 2015 - LOOK AT THAT

Summary It is the day before Christmas, and the eccentric Count Arthur Strong is completely unprepared for the holidays. His attempts to buy a festive meal fall flat when he learns that his local butcher, Wilf, has already sold out of turkeys. Arthur then runs into his acquaintances, Sally and Jeffrey, and discovers they are attending a fully booked community Christmas dinner followed by a pantomime. Arthur tries to crash the community dinner, only to find that he is too late and all the food has been cleared away. Desperate for a meal, he tries to steal a leftover turkey leg from Jeffrey, resulting in a ridiculous tug-of-war. When the Vicar spots the altercation, Arthur quickly pretends they are playing a festive game to determine the "turkey king." Still determined to join the holiday festivities, Arthur boards the coach heading to the pantomime. Unfortunately, he stubbornly decides to sit in the driver's seat and is promptly kicked off the bus. He makes his own way to the theater but is refused entry at the box office because he does not have a ticket. Refusing to give up, Arthur attempts to break into the theatre by squeezing through an open window in the women's restroom. He predictably gets stuck, causes a major scene, and is arrested by the police. At the police station, the officers clear up the misunderstanding and prepare to release Arthur with a simple warning. However, just as he is about to leave, Arthur smells freshly cooked turkey dinners being served to the inmates in lockup. Realizing his only chance for a proper Christmas dinner is behind bars, Arthur immediately turns around and unleashes a barrage of ridiculous insults at the police officer to ensure he gets thrown back into his cell for the holiday feast. Characters Count Arthur Strong: The chaotic and oblivious main character who causes trouble wherever he goes. Wilf: The butcher who informs Arthur that all the turkeys are gone. Sally & Jeffrey: Arthur's literal-minded and long-suffering acquaintances. Jerry: The cafe worker. Simon Whiting: A community dinner guest with a confusing name card. The Vicar: The cheerful religious leader who interrupts the turkey leg fight. Police Officer: The officer who arrests and attempts to release Arthur. Other minor characters: The Coach Driver, the Theater Box Office Worker, and various dinner attendees.