Papà disse: «Paga il conto o vattene.» Una settimana dopo, la mia famiglia mi implorò.

I came home after five years for my dad's retirement: no one wanted me. My uncle said, "The family's bankruptcy has finally subsided." My sister said, "Life was better without you." Dad said, "Don't ruin my evening. Do you want to stay? Shut up, sit down and pay the bill: it's the least you can do after five years of disappointment." I smiled and said, "Good. This is the last time you'll see me." And I left. A week later, I made a move that left them speechless. Last night I received a text: "Where are you?! They're losing their minds. Please call!"