Becoming the Bottom of ARK's Food Chain
smash like for more slop an ark: survival evolved video? at 10PM on a tuesday? in this economy? Welcome to ARK: Survival Evolved. A terrible, no good videogame which I just can't stop playing. Today, we will be surviving the greatest predators to ever roam the earth, dinosaurs and other prehistoric monstrosities make every second we spend on the Ark a nightmare - but that has never stopped people like me. Join me, as I try to survive a terribly optimized experience, and I mourn the 100GB of space I wasted downloading this game. #ark #arksurvivalevolved #survivalgame #cubanmissilecrisis TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 - Intro 1:08 - Day 1 3:03 - Building a House 5:22 - Setting Sail 6:22 - Our new Home 8:09 - Stegosaurus Arc 9:44 - Jeffrey Einstein is tamed 11:53 - Moby Dih 13:04 - Accidentally pulls aggro 13:50 - Post fight clarity 14:14 - This, is [TITLECARD] 14:35 - (Classic) Outro

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