Parisian Butter Run | Absolutely Not with Heather McMahan | Episode 356

On this episode, Heather is back from her Parisian getaway with Jackie Schimmel.  She chats about her very adult gift decisions, how she tried to bamboozle the Hermes sales associate, the French version of Erewohn, and where she wants to travel to next.  She takes on your voicemails about grandparents during the holidays, secret Santa woes, and of course, Christmas trees people.  She then chats about the Bamboozled Tour. 0:00:00 - Intro 0:03:02 - Trying to get a Birkin 0:18:47 - International Groceries 0:28:02 - Buying Vintage 0:34:27 - Paris Travel Advice 0:35:59 - Grandparents at Christmas 0:51:22 - Secret Santa Drama 0:56:14 - Christmas Decor in the South 01:02:34 - Tour Announcement! Check out my tour dates: https://heatherontour.com/ Listen to the Absolutely Not Podcast here: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/5wta98p... Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... Follow Heather McMahan: ◾Instagram:   / heatherkmcmahan   ◾TikTok:   / heathermcmahan   ◾Facebook:   / thickneckthinankles   Shop all the things in this video: https://shopmy.us/heatherkmcmahan About Heather: Heather McMahan is an actress, stand-up and podcaster (Absolutely Not! with Heather McMahan) whose first special, “Son I Never Had!” (Netflix) debuted in October 2023 at Number 4 and held a top 10 position for 7 days. Her second special “Breadwinner” debuted on Hulu in October 2024. She has also taken to the red carpet as an E! correspondent for the EMMYS, Grammys, and Oscars. In 2025, McMahan is hosting her own cruise with Norwegian Cruise Line and is on her 3rd North American tour “The Bamboozled Tour”. #absolutelynot #podcast #comedy #advice