Fake Butter, Becki Jones & Red Flags We Chose To Ignore

Check out our sponsor, Cloud Pharmacy - https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health Fresh week, fresh chaos, and somehow the blondes are back behind the microphones once again - armed with opinions, emotional instability, and absolutely no media training 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode starts off with the Louise Thompson controversy before taking a slightly more emotional turn as Lorri opens up about the lack of understanding around autism - the misconceptions, the frustrations, and the things people really need to educate themselves on. Naturally, the serious moment doesn’t last long before we spiral straight into relationship red flags we absolutely ignored in the past… because hindsight is a beautiful thing when you’re no longer emotionally attached. From there, things become deeply unserious as we discuss micropenises, fake butters and why they feel personally offensive, and the jobs we genuinely could never survive doing. Somewhere in between the chaos, you guys tell us the most awkward things that have ever happened to you during sex — humiliating, traumatic, and unfortunately hilarious — before we end up debating being choked for pleasure and asking the age-old question: is squirting actually real? And of course, it wouldn’t be Relatively Blonde without your listener dilemmas - messy situations, questionable choices, and advice delivered with confidence whether it’s correct or not. To round things off, we chat about Becki Jones and her incredible weight loss journey, because no episode is complete without us getting emotionally invested in internet lore. Expect unfiltered takes, accidental therapy sessions, moments of complete oversharing, and at least one point where we genuinely lose control of the conversation. Same blondes, same chaos - just slightly more emotionally vulnerable this week. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to [email protected] Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondeP... 💋