I Fixed Their Ships for Three Years. Then They Laughed at Mine
I Fixed Their Ships for Three Years. Then They Laughed at Mine. For three years he kept their ships running — and they spent most of that time writing up everything they found charming about the way he did it. When their flagship showed up with a fault sixteen hours of documented procedure couldn't close, someone quietly asked if he'd take a look. He brought the same tools they'd been filing reports about. #hfy #humanityfuckyeah #scifi #aliens #scifistory #hfystory #aliensmockhumans #aliensregret #funnyhfy #comedyhfy #deadpanscifi #humansarescary #repairbay #alienengineer #spacestation #mechanic #firstcontact #spacestory #hfyreddit #aliensunderestimatehumans #funnyaliens #scificomedy #humaningenuity #humansareweird #spacecomedy #underestimatedhumans #dryscifi #workshophumor #hfycomedy #aliensvshumans
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i found a hidden decaying clan base...
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Every Time They Took Her Station She Fed the Room Anyway
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When Humanity Answered the Forgotten SOS, the Balance of Power Changed Forever
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HOA Karen Demanded I Move My Boat, I Own The Lake And All Rights To The Dock
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