The Pathetic Life of a Homeless Pokimane Stalker

Today we learn of the life and times of Shelbo, a Twitch-obsessed former tech channel whose story took a dramatic turn as he discovered he was in love with Pokimane, that one really bad streamer everyone knows. He's determined to have her hand in marriage, whether Poki wants it or not! Can he overcome the hurdles of legality, shame, and gift card scammers asking him not to redeem, and acquire the Twitch harpy's $25m dollars? For the sake of all those walls he's punched holes in, dear god don't get him angry, Imane! At least he's open and honest about being a broke boy. #commentary #Pokimane #twitch _______________________________________ Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. _______________________________________ Join the Patreon today for as little as $2 a month and get access to our Discord, plus bonus patron-only videos!   / deadwingdork   THANKS TO MY SWELL LADS ON PATREON! Fateless, Sandy, Nicoskywalker01, Sphinx, Schmuck, Sam Carter, Kitteridge Hawkpelt, bejammin2000, Skitz0kiwi, HylianHikkikomori, John Wheaton, Khrisna Lunandi, milkyglitter, Joshua Kaine, reecountry69, DumDevil, Shy Frost, George Gard, Peach Milk, Jack Tuczemskyi, Leah Marshall, Siena Krueger, stilkmeak, K8t, Saebrez, Hedgie-hime, Furby, Paul Deevy, Average Sytrus User, Repco, aya the minx, Ian Penix, Suspiciously Wealthy Furry, Diana Nielsen, virtualvcr, Darren C, Jimothy Ross, Just Larm, FastRefleksX, Sean Fallon, Francis137, Casey G, Brett T, Soleil Scrimmager, American Classic, Ezylderg, Ax, Vinni-L, Erin or Claire, Mitarashi, Mew, Jimbo Sorter, Hey that's Pretty nifty, Dude Guy, Alex Fascaldi, Jon, bagel_bird, KatWarrior, Hameru, starfae, Tony T Bone Loco, Cedric, Philip A Kolodziej, BigDaddyMaddy, DeadBeat00, Ima Newme, Manticorn, ATinyBitLost, slungus, Lance DeCelle, PerturbedPat, catfishcorral, Invisiblecurse, R M, Meth Jesus, KING-GALE, Lars Neumann, Fox In Box, 4LOKOFan, Plungerboy, Hikari Kiryu, teebay, Glarn Boudin, Tak, Alison Parker, dexter morgan, Jaquel Rey, Dogbot3000, JudgeAndJuri, Nivvi K, skele, Pocket Lint, that rad Eric guy, Mina the First, Crustacrank, Remo Koenig, MrsTulpa, Birbycakes, Tara Woodsworth, Magicalbird, The Fugly Fairie, Logan Hawley, Nathaniel Carrier, Human_Landfill, NATHAN S, Catman Drinks Coffee, Madeleine Atlas, Senescence, KeterMean, KantoRaticate20, Catcubus, Exodus Prime, Rex Rufus Mills, Bottlerocket, Kyi Greenaway, Lucky, Tusskie, Zorrotsu, MaoXP, Jared Alessandro, Jimmy Kibbel, CaprisunDealer, toonhed, Alexandra, TheAlmightyLoli, Decomp, Adam Keech, Oliviamancer, ashtober, Zuzy 'Zdots' Brando, Matt Deel, Mom Momson, aves // angel, Tommy Ellis, Adam Chandler, Zehn39, KwA79J8VvnH, Nick Loder, Alkaline Substance, assmuncher, Buck ROCKGROIN, clay forester, Sarah Wilcox, Kevin Diaz, Venus, Louise Ogden, JayAllOverYourBees, JaneIndigo92, Senpai Savior, Sadistic Winter, Lunatic31, Jeffery Hernandez, DymeArachnyd, Dáinsleif Sanders, Bennett Rogers, kin, bug the cat, onlyjunkies, Jack Hill, bergmik, Caleb Joyce, Bug Man, Ian, Manuel Bolivar, Skrub Lord, ChamberOfReavers, Mizz Mimi, J P, ThatGuy45, Mickael Cenada, Amber, Dapper Swindler, Axel Reese, Jrofin1, Renkumoo, LewdDoodler, Nicks220, hisroyalhawkeass, UltraDiks, Daro, SLM221, SootSprite, TongShauPing, ShimoFox, bruh aroza, TORIEE B, SB23, Dasta, PARADOX 420, BigJackFilms, Chef Tristone, BatberryJelly, Red, NizzyTheApe, slumporium, kekomod, IronicalAdvertisement, Jessica Hawk, isabelle, J W, IngloriousRAG, Joshua Hoover, Cassidy Thompson, Bumwinke, braphogslampig, Rottingfishflakes, Hunter Terrat _______________________________________ Anything said in this video is purely my opinion and not meant to be taken as fact. Everything I have ever said is just a parody of someone who would say such things. This commentary video is merely my opinion about some cringe-adjacent folks, and is no way meant as anything more than stupid entertainment. Please do not contact, harass, or bother any individuals mentioned in this video.