CONSPIRACY THEORIES: ALIENS, LIZARD PEOPLE, SPIES | You Might Wanna Sit Down For This #Ep234

Is believing in conspiracy theories a sign you’re open-minded… or just a little bit psychotic? This week, we’re debating whether Malaysian ghosts are actually aliens, if Bigfoot deserves the same respect as Pontianak, and whether the Karak Highway ghost stories were just made up to reduce traffic jams. So grab your Drumstick Stranger Things Ice Cream as we unpack the world’s most iconic theories. You might wanna get abducted after this. #youmightwannasitdownforthispodcast Follow The Takeaway Table!   / thetakeawaytable   Join our Community Discord Server!   / discord   ― This is (maybe) Malaysia's most unhinged, entertaining, sometimes educational, most times funny podcast hosted by Ming Han and Ming Yue! Join us as we share our stories, wacky thoughts and unqualified advice on pretty much everything under the sun. It's gonna be a crazy ride so you might wanna sit down for this. Let us know if you enjoyed this episode and found it helpful! We wanna hear what YOU want to do & talk about next! NEW PODCASTS BIWEEKLY ON MONDAY EVENINGS AT 5:30PM Follow The Takeaway Table!   / thetakeawaytable   Check out our hosts on Instagram! MingH:   / dmingthing   MingY:   / mingasaur   #thetakeawaytable​ ____ CHAPTERS 04:00 - Is there life outside the earth? 06:00 - Why do aliens hate asians 10:00 - Growing up with bestie ghosties 11:20 - Getting Abducted: are we pick-me’s? 15:00 - Birds are government spies. 17:24 - The Bermuda Triangle is Atlantis 19:24 - We have real footage of the Lochness monster 21:00 - The moon landing was faked? 24:50 - Stonehenge was just mass comm aliens 26:47 - The lizards people are our leaders 28:15 - Starting our own conspiracies 31:50 - Our leaders gatekept AI for power?? 33:30 - The Illuminati & New World Order 35:00 - Sodas are all the same recipe 36:40 - The Lochness Monster has underground tunnels 41:00 - The Hollow Earth Theory 42:00 - If you believe, are you dumb? 44:45 - They don’t want you to hear this… 47:40 - Our thoughts on Strange Things’s loose ends 49:00 - Fish raining from the sky: WHY?