The War of 1812 (Burning Down the White House)

Great comedy lyrics from Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie. I first heard this song around 2001 when it had a Flash animation. This cover version was made with Suno then I made the video. I decided to censor/butcher one bit, which anyone who knows the song will probably understand. Here's the original version -    • War of 1812 - Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie   [Verse 1] Oh, come back, proud Canadians To before you had TV No hockey night in Canada There was no CBC (Oh, my God!) In 1812, Madison was mad He was the president, you know Well, he thought he'd tell the British Where they ought to go He thought he'd invade Canada He thought that he was tough Instead we went to Washington... And burned down all his stuff [Chorus] And the White House burned, burned, burned And we're the one's that did it! It burned, burned, burned While the president ran and cried It burned, burned, burned And things were very historical And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies, waa waa waah! In the War of 1812! [Verse 2] Now some hillbillies from Kentucky Dressed in green and red Left home to fight in Canada But they returned home dead It's the only war the Yankees lost, except for Vietnam And also the Alamo (right)... and the Bay of... ham The loser was America The winner was ourselves So join right in and gloat about the War of 1812! [Chorus] And the White House burned, burned, burned And we're the one's that did it! It burned, burned, burned While the president ran and cried It burned, burned, burned And things were very historical And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies, waa waa waah! In the War of 1812! [Bridge] In 1812, we were just sittin' around Mindin' our own business, puttin' crops into the ground We heard the soldiers coming and we didn't like that sound So we took a boat to Washington and burned it to the ground [Verse 3] Oh... we... fired our guns, but the Yankees kept-a coming There wasn't quite as many as there was a while ago We fired once more and the Yankees started running Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... They ran through the snow and they ran through the forest They ran through the bushes where the beavers wouldn't go They ran so fast, they forgot to take their culture Back to America, and Gulf and Texaco, oh, oh, oh, oh [Pre-Chorus] So, if you go to Washington, its buildings clean and nice Bring a pack of matches And we'll burn the White House twice! [Chorus] And the White House burned, burned, burned But the Americans won't admit it It burned, burned, burned It burned and burned and burned It burned, burned, burned Now, I bet that made them mad And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies, waa waa waah! In the War Of 18...12!