01/05/2013 Midweek Rub: Chief Never Led to Nurries

This Midweek Rub features JB and Billy with Chief and Damo, the first time the boys have caught up since Jim belted himself in the eye with a golf ball. That's the first topic of discussion for them; they're pretty impressed it's looking better, but they haven't stopped hanging it on him. Chief is still chuckling and thinks it's good to get some scars on his face to make it less girly. Then they discuss Jack Riewoldt and forwards leading for marks, and Jim quickly asks about the Chief's experience leading to his midfielders at Hawthorn. It's where he reveals when he used to play that if the midfielder was a nurry, he wouldn't lead to them because he knew the kick would be a shocker. I never knew what a nurry was until I looked it up today. If you also don't know, let's just say the context and the laughter explains it well enough for you. He throws in Stephen Lawrence as one of the worst players to shin the ball to him on the lead, so he'd only half lead to him. Then there were some blokes that didn't kick it to him, they all shout Dermie, but he quietly whispers Paul Hudson! Then Chief strafes Essendon by saying he wants them to get done for their injections saga so he can stick it up all his mates that think the Bombers are world beaters. Listen for him telling Higgo (the host of the Rush Hour, and an Essendon supporter) that he hopes Essendon get reamed. Next is Chief at his most disingenuous, telling Jim he thinks North were stiff in their loss to the Hawks at the weekend. At one point, he must make a hand gesture that indicates he's faking his sympathy because they all give an outraged outburst at him. It ends with another joke, sounds made up to me because it's so bad, and Jim says he wants a locked off camera on the Chief during the joke-telling because his reactions are brilliant. I hope they do it. All content owned by Southern Cross Austereo.