Ella me envió un mensaje de texto: "Te dejo por mi jefe. Es socio en su bufete de abogados".
She texted me: "I'm leaving you for my boss. He's a partner at his law firm."
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My fiancée said, "You're not adventurous in bed. This is getting old." I nodded.
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My fiancée texted me, "I'm going to a women in business seminar."
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On Valentine's Day, my girlfriend texted me: "I'm going to dinner with the girls.
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She said, "You're boring in conversation. I fall asleep when you talk." I agreed.
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Mi Hermana Mantuvo Mi Inhalador En Alto Mientras Me Asfixiaba En Un Ataque De Asma Entonces La Ju
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Mi Prometida Exigió Un Anillo Más Grande: "Sin Mejora, No Hay Boda". Respondí: "Anotado". Luego,...
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Me despidió para robar mi bono de $5M... hasta que descubrió que la empresa era mía
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Mi esposa me puso una etiqueta de ＂Ama de llaves＂ frente a 370 invitados. Me quité el anillo y...
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My wife handed me the papers: just a glimpse into what looks like a divorce after three years.
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They told me not to come for Christmas because "they had voted and I was too negative."
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Mi Papá Se Rio Entre Dientes: "Tu Hermana Se Ganó Todo Por Sí Misma. A Diferencia De Ti". Me...
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My Wife: "I'm Spending Christmas With My Ex's Family, You Can Stay With Yours"—Me: “Have Fun”
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My wife declared, "I'm the prize. You're lucky." I said, "Yes." At our dinner...
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My fiancée laughed at my prenuptial agreement. "You're not rich enough for this," she told him...
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My girlfriend said, "We're a team. Your bonus is our bonus." I said, "Of course."
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Mi hermano dejó que todos se burlaran de mí en internet. Una semana después, mi teléfono tenía 66
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My sister told me, “If you show up, you’ll ruin everything. Keep your weird son away too…”
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We invited you on the family vacation out of obligation. But it would be better if you didn't come.
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