Starbomb - Krobus Is Hot (Official Music Video)

Get the album on vinyl & CD ▸ http://store.starbomb.com/ Listen on streaming ▸ https://stayleveldistro.com/BOOM Music Video animated by ▸ ‪@Sbassbear‬ Instagram ▸   / starbombband   MUSIC Written and Performed by Dan Avidan, Arin Hanson, Jim Roach, and Brian Wecht Produced and Engineered by Jim Roach Mixed by Jim Roach Mastered by Dave Cooley at Elysian Masters Recorded at Sonic Ranch in Tornillo, TX Assistant Engineered by Diego Mendoza Drums: Terence F. Clark CREDITS Video Created by ‪@Sbassbear‬ Editing, Animation, Asset Creation by Dan Allen Animation, Asset Creation by Nate Fillers LYRICS Arin: Just inherited this place from my grandpa Looks pretty chill livin’ simple on this little farm Stardew Valley is gonna fuckin’ rule so I’ll plant some strawbs and some bloobs and they’ll start to grow All’a my neighbors are a bunch o’ hotties I’m feelin’ like I gotta focus on some more pilates A Don Quixote lookin’ fucker just gave me a key I use it on the sewer door and what the fuck do I see? Beautiful Krobus Wonderous Krobus Never seen a thing as beautiful as you Shadowy demon Got my dick and balls screamin’ Gonna bust a nut then I’ll fall into a river of piss now Blacked out, wake up to the show Queen of Sauce Grabbin’ feed for my little chickens like a boss Okay Marnie’s gone for the day Looks like my little chicken friends are goin’ hungry BUT Crackin’ gems in this mine’s a blast Holy shit a motherfuckin’ dragon’s flyin’ at me fast They eat my flesh I scream and cry and pass out And right before I shit myself I think about… Obliterating Krobus Just ravaging Krobus Aggressive buttplay while I lick that fucker’s armpits Krobus is calling As my body’s falling I hit the ground bawling Knowing I have a hellspawn that loves me Wake up to The Queen of Sauce. Again. Beat some stupid fuckin’ 5 year olds. Again. I don’t care if you’re cryin’ I got a straw hat bitch, so keep fuckin’ tryin’ My horse is fuckin’ immortal I think I just saw an alien crawlin’ through a portal This bitch Pierre is makin’ me pull out my hair Cause it seems like his shop is always fuckin’ closed Passed out, woke up, Queen of fuckin’ Sauce Every single fuckin’ morning Queen of fuckin’ Sauce Tomato is a vegetable? I’m losing my shit What the fuck is garlic juice guys, I’m losing my shit My chickens are dead, all I can cook is some bread If I live another day here I’mma blow off my head Now I get why everybody is trauma dumpin’ I think I’mma end it if I don’t find somethin’ to– A message from Krobus On some very short notice He is asking if I want to be his wonderful roommate I’m losing my shit dude Wonder if he’ll think that it’s rude To ask if he sleeps nude Not that I’m into that sort of thing I totally said yes My life is now the fuckin’ best Everyday I get to see that fat platinum dumpy Dear diary It’s been a couple days And I’m wondering if this was the right decision Krobus is hot and all But he doesn’t do anything The house? It’s a mess And this guy can’t even bake I think I – I think I might’ve made a huge mistake Yours, Arin Gonna kill Krobus How does one kill Krobus? Do you think that sexy bitch is susceptible to a handgun? Just killed Krobus Gotta bury Krobus Hope nobody sees me burying my sexiest man slut Someone saw me digging Body count is rising Pretty soon this town will be a graveyard of fuckers Who can’t keep their mouths shut Now what The fuck am I supposed to do here? New fears Creepin’ in my mind about Sharin’ a jail cell with someone Who’s gonna treat me like I treated my ol’ number one Why the fuck did my grandpa give me this farm Did he know that this hell hole would make me do harm I’ll repent, god please just give me a sign And all of the sudden a light so divine goes Brian: I am your grandpa I always fuckin’ hated you I gave you my farm cause I wanted to see you suffer Now here’s the reason that I died There’s a guy I couldn’t be inside I gave up on life when I realized I could never possess Krobus physically In my day, an intense physical relationship Between an old man and a spirit who lives in the sewer Was frowned upon Arin: Dee daba dweeba dah doo!