Bleach: Shattered Blade -- Episode Mode, Yoruichi Shihoin (1/2)

Well, another day, another episode...whose inane exploits are we following this time? Really? Seriously? You mean...there's a chance? Don't get my hopes up like that! You know I can't handle any more disappointment! Yes! This episode follows the exploits of Yoruichi Shihoin, and we FINALLY get to have a starring character who can put two and two together without the answer being "Sokyoku shards!" In fact, this episode feels more like a deliberate decision to point out how unusually weak the reasoning is on the first three episodes. Actually, come to think of it...all the insane happenings that have been going on seems to stem from all the characters having lost their minds and their ability to properly reason...except Yoruichi. I may be biased in saying this, but perhaps it's more that everything in the Soul Society with a Y chromosome is entirely incapable of solving a problem without deciding to attack it faster than you can say "Bankai"...or at the very least, that's how they've been written insofar as this game's plot is concerned. Oh, Madam Yoruichi, you had me at "idiots"...at least somebody in the Soul Society can voice my frustration with these jokers and their nonsense plots. By the way, your eyes do not deceive you, Yoruichi got her job done so quickly that I was able to upload this in just two parts instead of three. Oh, and I absolutely love the exasperated raised-eyebrow expression that Yoruichi seems to have more excuse than usual to don on this particular day. This segment also features the one of the creepier things that Mayuri can say before a battle.