Retro Games, But Something Is Very Wrong

I made retro games look wrong on purpose. I regret nothing, except several things. Everything really... THIS HANDHELD is the RG476H: BUY FROM LITNXT: https://www.litnxt.com/products/litnx... AMAZON: https://amzn.to/4e8WvT4 REVIEW:    • One of the Retro Handhelds EVER!  (RG476H ...   ╔═─────────────── ◎ ───────────────═╗ 🧙‍♂️ TECHDWEEB // LVL 99 WRONG GUY ╚═─────────────── ◎ ───────────────═╝ You are now under the protection of the Dweeb Ward. Take this root beer for your journey, and proceed with caution and lusty menu music. ༺ SOCIAL LINKS ༻ The map to all known dweeb-locations: 🔗 https://techdweeb.straw.page/ ༺ SHOP HERE TO SUPPORT MY WORK (please?) ༻ Acquire dusty relics and trinkets via my unassuming storefront: 🛒 https://amzn.to/3vWVZ4E ༺ MY GEAR ༻ The fabled tools of my daily grind: 📸 Camera ................. https://amzn.to/3CJVaDh 🎙️ Microphone ........... https://amzn.to/3P0Ls5T ⌨️ Keyboard .............. https://amzn.to/3OhKIpt 💻 Mini PC ................. https://amzn.to/45HhpWV 🖥️ Monitor ................. https://amzn.to/3S0LSqm 🎮 PC Controller ........ https://amzn.to/4ecPQGS 🕹️ Retro Controller .... https://amzn.to/4ecPQGS 📟 Retro Handheld .... https://bit.ly/MMPlusLITNXT ༺ PATREON ༻ Join the circle of noble patrons and support the madness: 💰   / techdweeb   Receive +2 respect from the Dusty Game Society. ༺ BECOME A CHANNEL MEMBER ༻ Unlock noble status and receive ancient blessings: 👑    / @techdweeb   Includes a shiny badge, rare emotes, and priority responses from your benevolent game master. ༺ DISCORD ༻ Gather ye all at the Dweeb Tavern: 💬   / discord   Trade tales, share scrolls, and be weird with fellow adventurers. ༺ CHAPTERS ༻ 00:00 Wrong unnatural confusing abominations incoming 00:31 Pretending is fun 02:31 What you need 03:48 How to do it 06:32 More subtle classy colours 07:59 It feels like a VCR 09:15 Turn handheld games into console games 10:47 Console games as handheld games 11:40 Cartoony effects 12:58 Make it look like it's running on an old computer... mode 15:01 Wrap up